Dial-a-Rant

Religion

by James Ashton

“I tell you what really pisses me off: friggin’ religion. I’ve just been thinking about it long and hard, and there’s nothing moreso in this world that pisses me off more than religion.

I don’t know why but I’ve been sat there watching the news, thinking about all the bad things that happen in this world, and there are these people that sit around in a big building trying to project themselves as bigger than everybody else.

Well, I have to say it just pisses me off because, are you really better than anybody else? No you’re not, you’re really not. At the end of the day, if you were better than everybody else you’d be going over to Africa, you’d be feeding the starving children, you wouldn’t be sat there rambling about a person who doesn’t even exist, he doesn’t really care, he didn’t create the world, he didn’t do anything. If he had created the world he wouldn’t be putting all these bad things in it.

So anyway have a good hard look in the mirror, anyone who’s religious. I’m really sorry, I don’t care who you are, whether you’re Muslim, you’re Christian, you’re all as bad as each other. You piss me off.

So basically that’s all I’ve got to say. Anyone who wants to have a go, come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough…you prick.”