Dial-a-Rant

Saturday afternoon shopping

by Russell Clarke

“One, one massive, massive issue, and that is Saturday afternoon shopping. Why on earth do you stick so many muppets in a shopping centre, and you have to walk round with your elbows pointed out to smash your way through the crowds. Why don’t people just move out the way?

And let’s go over another thing: women with prams, and mothers with prams, they think they own the shopping centres, it’s absolutely ridiculous: I’m a person, I’m walking there too. I want my space. Get out of my way and leave me alone on a Saturday afternoon.

Cheers.”