Girls at sporting events
March 7, 2008 – 4:30 pmby Russell Clarke
“I have one major, major issue, and when you go to a pub to watch a sporting event, whether it be England football or rugby and you don’t get there 6 hours before the kick-off and you turn up 10 minutes to go, you have people in the seats - in the prime seats, in the prime viewing seats - that do not care about either rugby or football.
Namely in will be girls in seats, taking up valuable man-space; and this absolutely drives me wild, because when the sport’s on, they will be sat there with the big screen in front of them and they will be chatting about handbags or shoes or anything of the like.
Now, women should be banned from pubs when sport is on the TV. Rant over, I thank you.”
3 Responses to “Girls at sporting events”
Fucking sexist bastard. Men like you ruin my saturday and sunday afternoons at football. Yeah I go watch football, every week. I’ve supported the same club my whole life, shock fucking horror I actually UNDERSTAND it too. Are you in a time warp or something?
By A Woman on Mar 22, 2008
Who are you to call him a sexist bastard you women don’t know you’re born it all started to go downhill when we let you onto our golf courses you’ve never been the same since you strutt around in your poncy pink sweaters and think you own the place and you think it’s sooo funny when you beat us blokes but it doesn’t bother me my wife won’t let me play anymore but makes me wash her car she doesn’t scare me though I’m a tough bloke and no women scare me apart from Fatima Whitbread and Sally Gunnell man you don’t mess with them and don’t mention the kitchen
By Dave on Mar 30, 2008
Ha! You’re a moron. First off, you watch football. Which means you waste 90minutes of your life, pretty regually, humping the corporate leg of the FA. Secondly, you watch a sport that pays each player enough to erradicate third world hunger, to basically run around a feild, kicking a leather air filled ball, before falling to the ground and clutching their ‘metatarsals’, mimicing pain. Let’s stick with that for a while, and go back to a date you football freaks love..Nineteen fucking sixty six. Back then, football WAS more realistic, hell, I can almost identify that as a sport, Men ran after a ball, played in all weather, and if they fell down? They got back up. Why? They were men. Not overpaid pussies. Broke a metatarsal? I doubt they even knew what one of those was. Magic sponge it, guv’…back to the field. In those days too, the guys had other jobs. Football did not pay their sole salary, it couldnt, the corporation didnt make enough money to, and that’s how I think it should be. You’re watching Coronation Street with free kicks and an offside rule. Theatrical dramatics, so to speak. Still, I digress, as the rant was never about Football as a game, but more the girls who obstructed your viewing of the TV screen. Here’s a fantastic idea…. Go to the game. You get an AMAZING view there. Totally Hi-Def, the pixels are perfect. Failing that? Ask the girls to move. They probably would if you explained yourself in a calm manner, not staggering over mildly reeking of bitter and ‘Nobby’s’ Nuts. Another random idea? Try talking to the girls. You never know, you might just hit it off and gain some form of attraction. And trust me when I say: Real life sex is better than watching 22 sweating men on TV. Rant over =)
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By Rich on Aug 11, 2008